I’ll Have That sells ready-made little businesses to normal people. Each one comes with a real website, a crew of AI bot staff, an HQ dashboard and a business plan. You're the boss. They do the boring bits.
Buy it now from £2,000, or bid on Friday afternoon from £1,500. Draft price Press ? for shortcuts.
bay-two/site · real website
bay-two/hq · HQ dashboard
Real sites! Not mock-ups11 bots inside
Website includedBot staff includedHQ dashboard includedBusiness plan includedBuy it now any dayFriday auction 2pm to 5pmLast-inch bids add 10 minutesDraft prices, preview onlyWebsite includedBot staff includedHQ dashboard includedBusiness plan includedBuy it now any dayFriday auction 2pm to 5pmLast-inch bids add 10 minutesDraft prices, preview only
02 · Proof before pitch
Ten startups. One honest spreadsheet.
Every number here comes from the startups' own plans and HQs, and says where it came from.
From the data112bot staff across 10 startups, each with a name, a job and a schedule
Draft price£2,000–£5,750Buy it now prices
Estimate£44–£252a month to run one, from each business plan
Estimate£4,400a month to pay people for the same hours (average)
From the data444hof bot work a week, all ten together
How we worked this out
Number
Where it comes from
Bot staff
Counted from each startup's HQ team list (the same bots its HQ shows).
Prices
Draft Buy it now and opening prices from the Bot & Sold catalogue. Not approved by Jamie. No reserve set.
Running costs
The fixed monthly costs in each startup's business plan (bots, tools, insurance, domain). Some add a little per customer on top; each startup page lists it.
Wages for the same hours
Each bot's hours a week × UK median hourly pay for the nearest job group, +15% employer NI and +3% pension, × 52 ÷ 12. Pay from ONS ASHE 2026 provisional, Table 2.6a, median hourly pay excluding overtime, UK, all employee jobs, April 2026 (released 22 Oct 2026). The same method each HQ uses.
Not counted
Your own time (each plan says how much), set-up, and anything a bot gets wrong. No startup has customers or sales yet.
03 · In the box
Four things. All of them real.
Click any startup below and you can open every one of these yourself, right now.
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A website
Built, written and working, for desktop and phone. Not a template with lorem ipsum in it.
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Bot staff
8 to 13 named bots per startup, each with one job, set hours and someone who checks its work. Set up and ready to switch on.
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An HQ dashboard
One screen that tells you what the bots did, what needs your OK and how the numbers look. Example data until you plug yours in.
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A business plan
Prices, costs, three cases (low, base, high) and the first 90 days, as a phone-friendly PDF. Every figure is an estimate.
04 · The shop floor
Pick a startup. Peek inside.
Hover a card (or press h) to flip it to its HQ dashboard. "Have a look" opens the real website.
No coding, no hiring, no office. Here's the whole thing.
Pick a startup
Have a look at its real website, its HQ dashboard and its business plan. Meet the bot staff who would run it. Try each startup’s real dashboard yourself: every one has a live demo running on example data.
Buy it now, or bid on Friday
Pay the fixed Buy it now price any day, or bid in the Friday afternoon auction (2pm to 5pm UK time) and maybe pay less.
Switch the bots on
You get the website, the bots set up and ready to switch on, the HQ and the plan. You approve anything that goes out; the bots do the boring bits.
06 · Buy it now or bid
Pay the price. Or try your luck on Friday.
Every startup has both: a fixed Buy it now price, and a weekly auction every Friday afternoon.
Any day
Buy it now
£2,000–£5,750
One fixed price. No waiting, no bidding. It's yours as soon as the handover is done.
Draft price Preview: opens a "nothing for sale yet" note, not a checkout.
Fridays, 2pm to 5pm UK time
Friday auction
from £1,500–£4,500
Next Friday auction in
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Next one: Friday, 2pm to 5pm UK time. Preview No auction is running yet, so this counts down to when it would.
How the Friday auction works
Bids open Friday at 2pm
Every startup that is listed goes up at 2pm UK time. It starts at the opening price shown on its card. You can watch without signing up.
Bid in steps until 5pm
Bids go up in fixed steps shown on the page. Whoever is top at the close wins. Can't wait? Buy it now any day of the week at the Buy it now price, while the startup is still listed.
The last inch decides it
A bid in the final 10 minutes adds a fresh 10 minutes to the clock: that’s the last inch. It ends only after 10 quiet minutes, so nobody wins by sniping.
Want to feel the last inch? Try the practice clock: just you, no other bidders, no money.
07 · The meter is running
The meter is running. In your favour.
Pick a startup. Both meters start from the moment you opened this page.
BotsEstimate£0.0000spent on running the bots since you got here (£0 a month, from the plan)
PeopleEstimate£0.0000for the same 0 hours a week paid as UK median wages (£0 a month)
Difference0×cheaper to run with bots, on paper. 0s on the clock.
Estimates, not results. It leaves out your own time and anything a bot gets wrong. Method in "How we worked this out" above.
08 · A day in the life
A day at the office. Nobody's in it.
Pick a startup and press play. Bots light up as their jobs run. An example day: the numbers in it are made up, the jobs are real.
06:00example day · 0/0 jobs done
Jump to:
Press play, or space. Change the speed. Jump to a time.
09 · The cast
Meet the 112. They have names.
Hover a bot to see its job. Click it for its staff card: routine, hours and who checks its work.
Grouped by startup, in order. Every bot is set up and ready to switch on. None of them is running yet.
10 · The awards
Employee of the month.
Built only from the plans. Nobody has worked a real shift yet, so nobody's won anything real.
Hardest-working crew
Loupe
56 bot hours a week between 13 bots, the most of any startup.
From the plan
Early bird
Isobar
Earliest start in any routine: 05:00 at Sunny Intervals.
From the schedule
Night owl
Tally
Latest shift in any routine: 23:00 at Loupe.
From the schedule
Biggest crew
Second Marker
13 bot staff, the most of any startup (tied: Loupe).
From the data
Cheapest to run
First Fitting
About £44 a month in fixed costs, from its business plan.
Estimate
Swipe sideways to see all five.
11 · Always on
Some clock in at 5:30. Some never clock out.
Well, once someone switches them on. Every startup has a plan for what each bot does by the hour, and a human who signs off anything that goes out.
12 · Questions
Fair questions.
Plain answers. If yours isn't here, ask.
Is any of this for sale today?
No. This is a preview. Prices are drafts that Jamie hasn't approved, the auction isn't running, and the Buy it now buttons open a note, not a checkout. Nothing is taken or sent.
Can I try the dashboards before I buy?
Yes. Every startup has a “Try the dashboard demo” button. It opens that startup’s real HQ dashboard, running on example data, not real results. Nothing you click there is saved, sent or posted.
What exactly do I get?
The startup's website (and app, where it has one), its bot staff set up and ready to switch on, its HQ dashboard, its business plan and its bot plan. Have a look at any of them from the cards above.
Do the bots run on their own?
They do the repetitive work on a schedule, but nothing goes out to a customer until you approve it, at least at the start. Each plan says how many hours a week of your time it expects.
How does the Friday auction work?
Every Friday from 2pm to 5pm UK time. It opens at the price on the card and goes up in steps. A bid in the last 10 minutes adds 10 more minutes, so it ends only after 10 quiet minutes. Or skip it and pay the Buy it now price any day.
What does it cost to keep running?
From about £44 to £252 a month in fixed costs, depending on the startup. Those are estimates from each business plan. Some add a little per customer. Each startup page breaks it down.
Has anyone made money with one?
Not yet. These are new businesses with no customers, sales or reviews. Every revenue figure is an estimate from the plan, in low, base and high cases, and is labelled that way.
Can I sell my own startup here?
Later, yes. It would have to pass the same audit as these: honest labels, no invented numbers, works on a phone. See Sell yours and the rules and fees.
Who's behind it?
Jamie, with bots doing most of the build. The startups were made by the Token Usage Web Design Bot. See builders.
13 · Your move
Go on. Have a look.
Ten startups, every one of them open to poke around in.
I’ll Have
