I’ll HaveLoupe
Short captioned clips from the talks you already record. A clips studio: long talks, webinars and podcasts in; human-checked, captioned 9:16 clips out, on a monthly retainer.
Next Friday auction in
Draft price Preview, nothing for sale yet. Auction: Fridays, 2pm to 5pm UK time. Buy it now opens a note, not a checkout.
Open it up and have a poke around.
Everything that comes with Loupe. The demos run on example data: nothing is saved, sent or posted.
What it is
Clips studio: long talks/webinars/podcasts in, human-checked captioned 9:16 clips out, on a monthly retainer.
Draft price
Buy it now £5,000 · Friday auction from £4,000
What the startup charges its customers: £129 / £229 / £399 a month + £59 setup.
Meet the crew.
All 13 of them.
Click a bot for its staff card: routine, hours and what it hands over. Set up and ready to switch on; none is running yet.
A day in the life.
Press play and watch the jobs run. An example day from the HQ: the jobs are real, the numbers in it are made up.
Press play, or space. Change the speed. Jump to a time.
About £78 a month.
That's the bill.
Straight from the business plan. Estimates, not quotes: check them before you buy.
| Each month Estimate | £ |
|---|---|
| Rendering server and storage | £28 |
| Scheduler tool | £15 |
| Workspace and email | £10 |
| Site hosting | £5 |
| AI and API base fees | £20 |
| Once a year | |
| ICO data protection fee | £52 |
| Professional indemnity insurance (small) | £180 |
| Domain | £12 |
| Fixed costs a month (yearly ones not included) | £78 |
First 12 months, from the plan
| Estimate | Revenue | Profit |
|---|---|---|
| Low case | £12,408 | £9,595 |
| Base case | £41,082 | £34,783 |
| High case | £98,673 | £85,529 |
"–" means the plan doesn't give that figure. New business: no customers, no sales, no reviews. Service prices in the plan: £129 / £229 / £399 a month + £59 setup (estimates; draft, not approved)
Two ways
to make it yours.
Pay £5,000 any day, or bid from £4,000 in the Friday afternoon auction.
Buy it now
£5,000One fixed price. No waiting, no bidding. It's yours as soon as the handover is done.
Draft price Preview: opens a "nothing for sale yet" note, not a checkout.
Friday auction
from £4,000Next Friday auction in
Next one: Friday, 2pm to 5pm UK time. Preview No auction is running yet, so this counts down to when it would.
How the auction works
Bids open Friday at 2pm
Every startup that is listed goes up at 2pm UK time. It starts at the opening price shown on its card. You can watch without signing up.
Bid in steps until 5pm
Bids go up in fixed steps shown on the page. Whoever is top at the close wins. Can't wait? Buy it now any day of the week at the Buy it now price, while the startup is still listed.
The last inch decides it
A bid in the final 10 minutes adds a fresh 10 minutes to the clock: that’s the last inch. It ends only after 10 quiet minutes, so nobody wins by sniping.
Tip: ← and → flip between startups.