I’ll HavePocket Board of Directors
AI board meetings for small business owners (scripted UK-figures engine). An AI board meeting for UK sole traders and small-company owners. The owner brings a decision; six fictional directors debate it under a Chair, a vote is taken, and the minutes and dated actions arrive at the end. Pre-revenue: no customers, no reviews.
Next Friday auction in
Draft price Preview, nothing for sale yet. Auction: Fridays, 2pm to 5pm UK time. Buy it now opens a note, not a checkout.
Open it up and have a poke around.
Everything that comes with Pocket Board of Directors. The demos run on example data: nothing is saved, sent or posted.
What it is
An AI board meeting for UK sole traders and small-company owners. The owner brings a decision; six fictional directors debate it under a Chair, a vote is taken, and the minutes and dated actions arrive at the end. Pre-revenue: no customers, no reviews.
Draft price
Buy it now £3,500 · Friday auction from £2,750
The planned crew.
All 13 of them.
Straight from the startup’s bot plan. These bots are planned, not built: none is set up or running yet.
Company Secretary
Hub crew
Runs the business day for the owner: one brief, one approvals queue.
Planned, not set up yet
Chair
Boardroom crew
Evelyn Hart, the fictional Chair: runs each member's board meeting.
Planned, not set up yet
Director panel
Boardroom crew
The six fictional directors: Finance, Growth, Operations, the Customer, the Contrarian and the Old Hand.
Planned, not set up yet
Minute-keeper
Boardroom crew
Remembers each member's minutes and actions and feeds them to the next agenda.
Planned, not set up yet
Books Reader
Boardroom crew
Read-only Xero link for the Fortnightly plan.
Planned, not set up yet
Safety Rail
Boardroom crew
The rules layer that stops regulated advice and signposts to an accountant, solicitor or FCA-authorised adviser.
Planned, not set up yet
Clerk
Members crew
The support agent in the business plan: drafts replies from the help centre.
Planned, not set up yetRetention Steward
Members crew
Onboarding, lifecycle email, failed payments and the cancellation flow.
Planned, not set up yet
Storyteller
Growth crew
The marketing agent in the business plan: weekly posts from the "Example meeting" library.
Planned, not set up yet
Ads Steward
Growth crew
Runs paid ads inside the owner's weekly cap.
Planned, not set up yet
Partnerships Scout
Growth crew
Builds the accountant and coach referral channel.
Planned, not set up yet
Analyst
Control crew
The Monday numbers: plan vs actual, funnel, churn and costs.
Planned, not set up yetGuardian
Control crew
Data, consent, claims and the not-advice line.
Planned, not set up yetTwo ways
to make it yours.
Pay £3,500 any day, or bid from £2,750 in the Friday afternoon auction.
Buy it now
£3,500One fixed price. No waiting, no bidding. It's yours as soon as the handover is done.
Draft price Preview: opens a "nothing for sale yet" note, not a checkout.
Friday auction
from £2,750Next Friday auction in
Next one: Friday, 2pm to 5pm UK time. Preview No auction is running yet, so this counts down to when it would.
How the auction works
Bids open Friday at 2pm
Every startup that is listed goes up at 2pm UK time. It starts at the opening price shown on its card. You can watch without signing up.
Bid in steps until 5pm
Bids go up in fixed steps shown on the page. Whoever is top at the close wins. Can't wait? Buy it now any day of the week at the Buy it now price, while the startup is still listed.
The last inch decides it
A bid in the final 10 minutes adds a fresh 10 minutes to the clock: that’s the last inch. It ends only after 10 quiet minutes, so nobody wins by sniping.
Tip: ← and → flip between startups.